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Our Mission

Thanks to you, $127,404 has been donated to charitable organizations dedicated to saving elephants

Nathan

CEO & CMO // Has become an expert in building a strategic plan completely based on cat videos. Nathan learned way too much about deodorant while working at Unilever with Dave, though still doesn't trust it. He learned how to tell people about stuff while at RIT with James and has since decided that telling people about elephants is what he needs to be doing.

James

CFO // Boats and Numbers? Seems like a solid mix... When James was not learning how to navigate the high seas, he managed to learn some basic math skills at RIT where he met Nathan and the bromance blossomed. Now he's trying to find a way to combine his 2 passions and use his boat to save some elephants. Little known fact : It's very hard to get an elephant on a sail boat.

Mike

CTO // Prefers the ambiance of a dimly lit room or the quiet DJ booth of a nightclub but has adjusted swimmingly to bright windows and (sparse) conversation. Mike plans on naming his first child Shopify but might be willing to settle for Hansel (so hot right now). At some point in the next 5 years you'll probably find him on a beach in South East Asia trying to find new ways to make The Elephant Pants "swaggy".

Dave

COO // His love of spreadsheets will impress and horrify you (in the best kind of way). Dave honed his excel expertise within the consumer goods industry; Unilever, Stryer, Johnson & Johnson, and Pfizer can all be blamed for turning him into a spreadsheet MACHINE. DO NOT ASK HIM ABOUT JURASSIC PARK (but feel free to tell him all about it). Dave also moonlights as a Volunteer Firefighter and thinks you should support animal rescue organizations because they're pretty great.

Taco

4 year old Pomeranian. Don't let this cute fluffy dog fool you. She knows her power to disarm and will steal your lunch. Taco got her start in Brooklyn, NY and still continues to live and work with her humans (and by work with we mean stare at them until they fork over the snacks).

Tessie

10 year old lab-terrier mix. Works hard napping and protecting the office from delivery drivers. Tessie has had a variety of experience from Real Estate, Wedding Entertainment, and Occasional Accounting. She is looking forward to retirement so she can finally relax and play all the golf she wants.